Friday, September 16, 2005

The award-winning Play Cole Productions!

Brian just informed me that our latest film,'The Lazzeris' just won third place at the Wunderman film festival! It was one of the shorts we made just this past Saturday and one to which we all wrote and directed (since it was all improv and we all ran the camera).

Apparantly we are getting a ribbon so I will post a scan of it or Brian will on his blog soon. Now, when we launch the site it will be very pretentious.

1 comment:

Brian Kunath said...

Indeed, the truth of government-funded genetic tampering is out. The Lazzaris' blend of hard-hitting commentary and in-your-face reporting seems to have struck a chord with America. People like what they see, even if what they see is disturbing.

Now that the Lazzaris has swept in and captured third place at the Wunderman Film Fest (First and second prize went to "comedies"), we will soon offer an expanded version which contains exclusive, no-holds-barred interviews with each of the institute's chief scientists, as well as more never-before-seen footage of the Lazzaris, including a truly shocking video of the malformed mutant being fed its hourly ration of beer.

For too long, America has been in the dark about the sinister doings within the government's secret laboratories. Now, the truth is out.

"I don't know anything about this Lazzaris."
- James Baker, Fmr. Chief of Staff under Reagan

"I don't know what you're talking about. Why would the government mislead the American people about anything?"
- George W. Bush

"Fuck off"
- Dick Cheney, VP