Where Jon Clarke, writer, comedian, guitarist and malcontent, rails against things you barely care about.
Thursday, January 12, 2006
Mummy lady
Rebecca sent me this as a warning but I think it's the perfect way to go.
4 comments:
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I guess there is no law that states One must bury a body....funerals are very expensive now-a-days, so it is an option......
That is gross though. I wonder if they had canopic jars and everything...you know, went all Egyptian on her? Which would be pretty cool - you know, taking the brain out through the nose and all that!!??!?
4 comments:
I guess there is no law that states One must bury a body....funerals are very expensive now-a-days, so it is an option......
That is gross though. I wonder if they had canopic jars and everything...you know, went all Egyptian on her? Which would be pretty cool - you know, taking the brain out through the nose and all that!!??!?
Only if your corpse has a can of cheese-wiz in its death grip.
Slowly mumify in front of my Tivo with a beverage of some sort, and an internet connection on my lap...not a bad way to spend eternity I suppose.
Come to think of it, that may have happened to me last month....
I just hope a Gilbert Gottfired special doesn't come on.
Slowly mumify in front of my Tivo with a beverage of some sort, and an internet connection on my lap...not a bad way to spend eternity I suppose.
Come to think of it, that may have happened to me last month....
I just hope a Gilbert Gottfired special doesn't come on.
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