Monday, January 16, 2006

Jared from Subway

I've had it with this guy.

Look Jared, we're all real proud you lost the weight. But that doesn't make you a spokesman. It's been five years. Take some public speaking courses. Improv. Toastmasters, for crissake. I can't take it anymore. How you can sound like your mouth is full and yet you're out of breath at the same time is beyond me. Hearing you talk is like being stuck in a conversation that never ends. I know you're only on the air for four seconds. That's my point.

And what did you do with Clay Henry?

1 comment:

Brian Kunath said...

Very funny. You gonna use this in class?

Wish I coulda hung out today. Damn-blamned work!