Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Saddam's legal troubles

So another of Saddam's defense attorneys was assassinated. That's a lot of pressure for a trail that so far has lasted one day. And on that day, Saddam refused to recognize their authority. Things are not going well for him.

Facts which make these assassinations all the more senseless. Does anyone think these lawyers can get him off? And it's such a foolproof strategy that the only way to thwart the defense is to kill the lawyers? For crying out loud, he's Saddam Hussein! What possible strategy could these guys have had to free him?

"C'mon, your honor. He lived in a hole for a month! Isn't that punishment enough?"

"If you had to live in that heat for thirty years, you'd want to execute 150 people at once too."

"To be fair, he never even had weapons of mass destruction."

"On the plus side your honor, he's now sporting a neat little beard. In fact, he looks like Santa. Why would you want to persecute Santa? Why do you want to hurt the little girls and boys all over the world? No further questions!"

I'm no attorney but that's all I got.


Walker said...

It that picture he is describing the size of the nail he is sitting on, look at his face!

Anonymous said...

Is it just me or does Saddam look like Commandant Lassard from Police Academy Part I when he was getting a hummer from the prostitute hidden underneath his podium?

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