Weird Week

Things I learned this week:

1. Renee's blood pressure goes up when she's happy. Or nervous. Or thinking about a baby.

2. A seven pound baby needs a dresser twelve times its body weight.

3. When you order a hundred pound dresser, the delivery guys will only take it as far as your front steps.

4.You can pull a groin muscle right next to your hernia without it affecting the hernia. Still hurts like hell.

5. Three pounds overweight and a pulled groin muscle ends in a stalemate. And no dessert.

6. Don's stare Fozzie in the eyes too long. He will chase your pulled groin ass all over the house.

7. Too much downloading will clog your memory until you reboot. 700 Justice League comics count as too much.

8. The Youtube sketchies should have had more finalists in round 1.

9. A great crowd for me is a disappointment to Todd Barry.

10. Stevie Ray Vaughan was about my age when he died. He died when I was in high school. And I'm still nowhere as good as him.