Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Things I Still Like Even Though I'll Be a Father Soon

1. Drinking
2. Tit jobs
3. The word 'godammit'
4. Unemployment
5. Guns n' Roses
6. Sleeping
7. Not cleaning the litter box
8. Internet porn
9. the Evil Dead trilogy
10. Tim Warner


Anonymous said...

You will like all those things after the baby is born. except the baby will be #1....I'd bet the house on it. the greatest toy you will ever get,I promise.

Anonymous said...

If you dress your baby as Galactus, I might need to take your baby...

Damn that minimates is great.