Thursday, April 27, 2006

Fair and Balanced

Bush's new press secretary is an anchor for Fox News.

I shit you not.

My favorite part? The anchor refused to talk to reporters. I guess he won't acknowledge them until they say "back to you."

It looks like his first job will be to explain this diabolical scheme. Yes, the government wants to give us a check. Again. Why? Because oil prices are just too high, consarnit. Oh, and they want to drill in Alaska. I wonder if he'll say that second part coughing.

1 comment:

Brian Kunath said...

Nice. Wagging a $100 bill in front of our noses like a carrot. "You want this? Give us Alaska."

Oh, Tony Snow. Which job description requires more lying: Fox News "Journalist" or White House Press Secretary?