Where Jon Clarke, writer, comedian, guitarist and malcontent, rails against things you barely care about.
Thursday, December 15, 2005
Play Cole is online!
I've been promising this for a while and Andrew delivered. Here's our first film on the Web. It's only 5 minutes so no one will notice you while you watch this at work:
Imagine "The Hand That Rocks The Cradle" being sodomized by Ricky Gervais' homosexual ghost, mixed with equal parts "Taxi Driver" and "The Color Purple" for good measure. Then spank yourself for having such a twisted imagination and for penance, watch this little rhinestone in the ruff.
That's pretty good shit. You remind me of Randy Quaid. (that's a compliment.) I don't know who shot this thing, but if I were to offer constructive criticism, you should work on lighting and sound - it would make all the difference in the world. At the very least I think you should should go into a studio and overdub the whole thing. Other than that, it's funny, and your acting is good. Upload to Google Video!
J.C.!!!! funny shit. look forward to seeing some more of your work soon. The sound needs a little work but I enjoyed it. I need a babysitter this weekend. You available?
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funny shit, sorta like explosive diaherrea, only without burning and laugh inducing rather than, uhm, yeah. But it was hilarious watching you lose it.
Imagine "The Hand That Rocks The Cradle" being sodomized by Ricky Gervais' homosexual ghost, mixed with equal parts "Taxi Driver" and "The Color Purple" for good measure. Then spank yourself for having such a twisted imagination and for penance, watch this little rhinestone in the ruff.
congratulations! i hope to see more of your work up soon!
That's pretty good shit. You remind me of Randy Quaid. (that's a compliment.) I don't know who shot this thing, but if I were to offer constructive criticism, you should work on lighting and sound - it would make all the difference in the world. At the very least I think you should should go into a studio and overdub the whole thing. Other than that, it's funny, and your acting is good. Upload to Google Video!
Instant classic.
(Will "The Blind Traveler" be uploaded as well?)
dan x.
J.C.!!!! funny shit. look forward to seeing some more of your work soon. The sound needs a little work but I enjoyed it. I need a babysitter this weekend. You available?
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