Friday, December 02, 2005

Face transplant



The first face transplant in history is doing well. She wishes to remain anonymous but if I were you I'd just look for the woman with two faces on her head. Then you got her. Actually, I think she wants to remain anonymous because she doesn't want to explain how it happened. Dog attack? I fear dogs as much as the next cat owner but what were you doing before dogs chewed your face off? Jewel heist?

It's still in its infancy but there are no signs that the procedure would make Nicolas Cage look like John Travolta. They're two different body types, people.

1 comment:

The wife said...

I think when I die I want to donate my face to Britney Spears...but then her face will be 98% plastic rubberbands and botox, she can use some fresh material to work with.....