See? It says so.
I'm overwhelmed. Yes, it's been quite a year but I didn't think I deserved this honor. Of course, I'm modest. And you won't see me bragging about it. Except for right now.
Hooray for me!
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Where Jon Clarke, writer, comedian, guitarist and malcontent, rails against things you barely care about.
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Jon,
I'm looking at the magazine cover and if I read it correctly, it says that the person of the year is actually me.
Sorry for the misunderstanding.
Nope, read it again. It's talking about me. Nowhere on the cover does it say sassmouth Brian.
Oh look, I've ripped joy from your soul.
See, that's the problem with you East Coast Liberal Intellectuals -- you think everything is about you. As though your beloved media couldn't possible care about anything "across the bridge".
If you took off those Blooomberg Bagel Blinders for just a minute, you'd what's obvious to the rest of us.
Time is clearly talking about me.
Glad we could straighten that ou.
No, it is me.
And I am carrying someone who also votes for me, so that is 2 against one in this!
I'm just wondering if Bush and everyone else who's been named Time's Man of the Year before now goes around saying, "I'm a two-time winner, baby!"
No, I looked again and it still says me.
You're all wrong, it's me. Why else would they mail it to my address?
Andrew has a point....
There was a time when this magazine was actually able to make a decision. Last year they toggled back and forth between Bill Gates, Melinda Gates and Bono, now they're toggling back and forth between Jon, Brian, Renee and Andrew.
You know, I used to be really indecisive myself, but now I'm not so sure.
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