Friday, August 04, 2006

Suri Sightings

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' baby is the new UFO. Because only scientologists claim to have seen it.

1 comment:

Cromely said...

Maybe they're having financial problems. The hospital could be charging them too much interest. They're known for their u-suri violation.

Or maybe they accidentally booked a trip to South America while looking for the right Suri-name.

Or maybe they're busy apologizing for the wars in Southeast Asia. They could be too busy visitng people and saying, "I'm really Suri 'nam"

But I'll bet the Parker Brothers have seen her. They're haven't talked about it. They're too busy playing...