Emmys

The nominations are in. And the funny little number occurs halfway down the article:

The nominees for best comedy series are "Arrested Development," "Curb Your Enthusiasm," "The Office," "Scrubs" and "Two and a Half Men."

I'm sorry. Two and a Half Men?

I watched that for four months only because it was broadcast in widescreen. It's a serviceable sitcom but next to "Arrested Development" or "Curb Your Enthusiasm" it's an embarrassment.

Oh, and Charlie Sheen is up against Larry David for best comedic actor. Excuse me while I swallow some broken glass.