Thursday, May 25, 2006

A Question


How long does jet lag last? Cause I've been screwed up since I got back from Japan last week.

Of course, being unbearably hung over for two days and eating White Castle at midnight can't possibly be helping.

4 comments:

Cromely said...

To try to fix it, don't sleep tonight. Stay up until 9:PM tomorrow. The get up at 8:AM the next day.

That should do it. Or just get rid of the archaic idea of bedtime altogether.

Ed Murray said...

Oh my god. I want to eat that cat.

Renee said...

There will be no eatting of Ozzy! :)

However, I think you will get over jet lag MUCH quicker if you try a different schedule than nocturnal...
I have to be honest though, my system is not quite over it yet either....

murphy said...

You are not jet lagged - you probably just have one of the many giant intestinal worms you can get from all the Japanese sushi you ate.

You can feel tired and run down having one of these giant parasites as they quickly deplete your body of the minerals and nutrients you need to stay healthy.

Not to worry, these worms tend to die off rather quickly (2-3 weeks after initial symptoms) as their host dies from all the damage they've caused.