OJ

O.J. Simpson is releasing a new book titled "O.J. Simpson: If I Did It, Here's How It Happened". I'm waiting for the sequel, "O.J. Simpson: If I Did It, Here's How I'd Create a Media Circus To Get Away With It".

Is O.J. so starved for attention that he'll resort to confessing? And are we still supposed to believe he's innocent? That's like saying to a doctor, "My friend has herpes. How does he cure it, my friend, right?"

To the surprise of no one, his half-hour interview will be airing on FOX. Probably in "Arrested Development's" slot.