Friday, March 02, 2007

Barking Last Night

EXT- STREET- NIGHT

I am barking.

ME
Stand-up comedy. Free tickets. 10 o' clock show.

Two teenagers dressed like Gns n' Roses are still popular pass by.

TEEN
10 o'clock dick.

ME
That's why you're dressed in black, sir. The inability to think of something clever.

TEEN
What?

ME
Further proof.

The teens flip me off.

MIKE DRUCKER
Enjoy your trust fund.

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