Oh Gwyneth, sage of Hollywood. Show us the way. You, who names children after fruit; who marries a non-Hollywood everyman rockstar; who dispenses sad-eyed advice about the importance of discretion in the pages of Time magazine. You are not a wet blanket. You are not bitter. You are certainly not plain and boring. And we're sure that was your ass in that one scene of Shallow Hal, not some better-bodied stand-in.
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Oh Gwyneth, sage of Hollywood. Show us the way. You, who names children after fruit; who marries a non-Hollywood everyman rockstar; who dispenses sad-eyed advice about the importance of discretion in the pages of Time magazine. You are not a wet blanket. You are not bitter. You are certainly not plain and boring. And we're sure that was your ass in that one scene of Shallow Hal, not some better-bodied stand-in.
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