Monday, January 14, 2008

Things I Won't Do When I Meet an Alien

Rub it in Scully's face.

Misinterpret his cookbook.

Say "Welcome to Earth", then punch him in the face.

Crush him with my power loader.

Go on and on about the Prime Directive.

Fire indiscriminately into the jungle.

Surf with him.

Pee my pants.


Mo Diggs said...

Yeah those aliens are really charming salt-of-the-earth types.

renee said...

I laughed out-loud and then was a bit embarrassed that I got the jokes.....I am a dedicated NON-sci-fi fan, but you are a funny man!

..and I say that not as your wife...

Cromely said...

But don't let them steal your brain no matter how short their skirts.