Where Jon Clarke, writer, comedian, guitarist and malcontent, rails against things you barely care about.
Saturday, October 07, 2006
C3PO
Nobody wanted to hang out with C3PO. People ditched him every chance they could. Anakin quit building him. Luke gave him to Jabba the Hutt. R2D2 crash lands with him on a desert planet and goes the other way. The only ones who appreciated C3PO? The Ewoks. And that is not worth advertising.
What about Chewbacca? He patiently collected all the scraps, and tried desperately to put him back together despite the robots incessant whining about his head being on backwards? Then he hauls him around on his back.
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What about Chewbacca? He patiently collected all the scraps, and tried desperately to put him back together despite the robots incessant whining about his head being on backwards? Then he hauls him around on his back.
Iff that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Find your Chewie, Jon.
Renee says she's my Chewie.
Because if I said it, I'd get hit.
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