That Comedy Central gave me an audition. They sent a video crew with me to a wine tasting. The idea would be that I would riff and they would show it on either "The Daily Show" or "The Colbert Report".
Time got muddied (like it does in dreams) and when I came to I was hung over. I turned on the tv and Andrew "Dice" Clay had a new show on Comedy Central. He was introducing a segment called "Look at this Drunk Idiot". It showed me the night before, slurring, stumbing and humiliating everyone around me. And they spelled my name right.
I don't know if that says more about entertainment or neurosis. But it says a lot about me.
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No more microwave popcorn before you go to bed....it does crazy things to you...if I recall, this is not the first dream like this you have had. Maybe you should also cut the bottle-of-wine-before-bed tradition too. :)
Well...you found out somtething...your dreams are not like Martin L. King's
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