New Play Cole Podcast!

Every time I watch X-Men 3: The Last Stand I can't believe how bad it gets. Then I can't believe how funny it is that it's gotten this bad.

In this Play Cole Podcast, Jon Clarke, Mike Drucker, Mark Normand, Alex Grubard and Billy the Kid watch Brett Ratner go through Bryan Singer's X-Men franchise with a fine-tooth pickaxe.

Listen!

God no!

Star Trek: the Experience is closing.

Yes, its a bad economy. Yes, the franchise is dead. Yes, it was never cool to begin with. But the Experience was awesome. Bill and I went two years ago and it was one of the best weekends I've ever had. We went on the rides five times. We bought communicators and rank pins. We got drunk on blue beer. We talked to Klingons. We got hit on by women. Yes, there was a place where Trekkies could actually be hit on by women. Married men.

And now it's gone. No one will be able to be beamed up anymore. No one will get to see Shatner's uniform. No one will ever get to take pictures like this:



It's a crime.

Ben Month 14.1

Last weekend Ben went to see his cousin Mya. I went to see Jimmy's digital projector and the 110 inch screen he painted on the wall. We all left happy.

Office Worker Goes Nuts

I've been back at work for four days and I already understand this. There's some debate as to whether this is real or fake but either way, it's entirely watchable.

New Newsgroper article!

There's a John McCain rap out there. And it's disappointing John McCain.

More and more SDCC!

We're winding down. I think I have one last article to go up and then SDCC 2008 is completely behind me.

JLU Target exclusive figures

Batman: Brave and the Bold figures

Back at Work!

I'm freelancing for the next month so my schedule is going to be very different. I haven't set foot in an ad agency since Ben was born. I'm actually looking forward to it. That and the money.

Ben Month 14

Now that Ben's over a year old, I thought I'd drop his posts down to once a month. You don't like that. So we'll go back to weekly. It's not like we don't have the pictures.

Ugh Update

Last week I posted that I'm feeling done with stand-up. I've had long conversations with comics since this post and no one has given me any reason to stay. If anything, I've fueled their desire to leave.

Anybody got a reason to tough it out?

More SDCC!

These were written during the show which is why they're brief. Why they're going up three weeks later is another story.

Mattel DC Universe

Hasbro Indiana Jones

Sideshow Indiana Jones

Sideshow the Dead

Hot Toys Iron Man

Dark Knight Parody

This already has 2 million hits on youtube so it certainly doesn't need my link. But Robert Yee showed me this Sunday and it hit me really hard. I just love how incomprehensible Batman gets as it goes on.

New NewsGroper article!

Christopher Walken killed Bigfoot. But he's sorry.

Womder Woman movie

I also got see Bruce Timm at the convention. Smaller room this time, still didn't meet him. Why? Pussy.

But I paid attention and wrote this article.

Simpsons and Futurama at SDCC!

At San Diego I got to see Matt Groening. I didn't get to meet Matt Groening as I was in the back of a 7,000 seat hall. Plus, I'm a pussy.

But here's what I learned about the Simpsons and Futurama.

Hulk Vs. Wolverine

They showed a preview of the next Marvel animated dvd at the con. It's the first movie from them that I can safely categorize as "rules".

That's what I told figures.com.

Ugh

I'm feeling kind of done with this stand-up thing. You sick of it yet?

Dark Knight Trailers

I haven't seen a reaction to a movie like The Dark Knight in decades. In the summer of 89 it seemed like there was nothing but Batman and yet this somehow feels bigger. Even Ben says "Batman" now.

People had been going insane for the trailer for months before its release. So insane that I've seen twenty different tributes. But my favorites are the ones done with earlier Batman versions.

Here's the actual trailer:


Here's one using video from Adam West:


Here's one from the 1989 Burton version:


And my favorite, from the Batman animated series. The lip sync in this is perfect.


I really have to see this movie again in IMAX.

Batman: Brave and the Bold

Went to the panel. Wrote a report. Here it is.

NewsGroper one liner!

It's silly and it's easy but I couldn't resist.

Barack Obama on McCain bus crash in Miami

LL Cool Tim

Somewhere I have a cassette of Howie Weingarten and I doing an acoustic version of "Iron Man". Tim Warner just beat it at his own show. Here's his version of "Momma Said Knock You Out".