tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15800063.post115530696948083334..comments2023-07-04T04:56:27.578-04:00Comments on Not in My Book: Shaken, Stirred and WhiningJon Clarkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05236965947333726546noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15800063.post-1155590568114022632006-08-14T17:22:00.000-04:002006-08-14T17:22:00.000-04:00We should! I could recount the theft of my screenp...We should! <BR/><BR/>I could recount the theft of my screenplay, the one about a red-headed dwarf who uses his powers of mental telepathy to channel the dead Gabor sisters everytime an IRS agent shows up at this underwater treehouse to audit him for claiming Mount Rushmore as four dependents on his tax return. The Gabor sisters slap the auditor until he turns into a giant block of cheddar cheese, which is then eaten by the ghost of Fatty Arbuckle.<BR/><BR/>Of course, you probably know the movie by its new title: The Godfather.Brian Kunathhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10528355931858729764noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15800063.post-1155569319913327782006-08-14T11:28:00.000-04:002006-08-14T11:28:00.000-04:00Maybe all of hollywood is reading your blogs! May...Maybe all of hollywood is reading your blogs! Maybe that is where they are getting the next Oscar-worthy films from....maybe you should all get Oscars for the "Sorry Suckers, you just did not have the contract, but we stole your idea" category....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15800063.post-1155356838242146072006-08-12T00:27:00.000-04:002006-08-12T00:27:00.000-04:00i wrote a script that mysteriously found it's way ...i wrote a script that mysteriously found it's way to hollywood as well guys.<BR/><BR/>it was this really unique action/drama about a terrifying event featuring a plot never heard of before in the history of modern film.<BR/><BR/> the working title of my script was called "a commercial airplane in flight, and some snakes get loose on it and go crazy".<BR/><BR/>hi brian kunathAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15800063.post-1155339376095057252006-08-11T19:36:00.000-04:002006-08-11T19:36:00.000-04:00There was also a subplot about how the monsters ru...There was also a subplot about how the monsters run to Maine and eat an overly sarcastic Interactive art director, so watch your ass, W!Brian Kunathhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10528355931858729764noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15800063.post-1155319576568241452006-08-11T14:06:00.000-04:002006-08-11T14:06:00.000-04:00Damn that sucks! That was such an original idea to...Damn that sucks! That was such an original idea to!!! I mean, hikers that get lost and attacked by monsters. Thats going to change the face of film.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15800063.post-1155309452853655062006-08-11T11:17:00.000-04:002006-08-11T11:17:00.000-04:00Speaking of movies, I see they've stolen our idea ...Speaking of movies, I see they've stolen our idea about women hikers who are stalked by monsters (the one we came up with in San Fran). They named it descent and put it in a cave, but there's no doubt our idea was overheard at one of the Haight Street bars by a visiting Englishman.Brian Kunathhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10528355931858729764noreply@blogger.com